so she asked me where i stay, who's car that i'm driving, whether i'm studying or working.... i just answer all her questions honestly without even thinking.. well, she don't seems to be so interested to remember anyway... so i was trying to tear off the envolope.. damn hard to tear off okay, it took me like.... half a minute! then i saw some picture on the envolope and it's so small and it was at night and i was in the car so it's very dark... so there's a picture in it with few cars and some RM 100,000 printed on top of the cars picture.. i thought it's advertisement or what.. i was looking for the word "shopping voucher" or "thank you for participating" but it was nowhere in sight... then, i ask, "kan na li de?" (see where one?)
Girl A: oh, mei you shi ma? (then she sighed)
oh, nothing on it is it?
Girl B: Bu shi ah, ni kan ching chu yi dian, zhong le!!!
no, see properly, you got it!!!
dy: -_- (questions mark all over)
Girl A: (with a sudden change of tone, very loud as well, and super excited) shi ma? Miss, gong xi ni o, ni cou zhong le wo men de da jiang!! ni deng yi xia, gei wo kan yi xia...
Miss, congratulations! you won the grand prize! wait, let me see...
then she took a look on the envolope and took out a one-page newspaper cutoff, which is very very old looking newspaper cut (can see that it'ss been took in and out a lot of times from the look of the folding) and it's Chinese newspaper, the picture on the newspaper cut is the same like the one in the envolope, got cars... and RM100,000 writen there...
Girl B: Gong xi ni o Miss... (shake my hand few times...)
Congratulations Miss...
Girl A: Miss, you see this, you won the grand prize... bla.. bla.... this is in the papers as well, you can see it's sponsored by some famous companies that i don't recall now... (she said that with a very super duper excited tone... )
dy: uh....... ah ha....?
she continue babbling about the prize in mandarin, talking very fast and loud and excited.. at the same time, she sounded like a robot.. like she said this so many times that she's too fluent and sounded like reading from a script.. (sounded like what i'm doing everyday at work tho...) quite a good actress though...
so at the very moment when she suddenly turned to be so excited, i confirmed it was a scam... I was half unsure at first when she asked me to pick a card earlier cos they looked like those promoters who are working part time for some local cheap product company, giving out flyer and free sample type? and when she shake my hand and congrats me with the worn out newpaper advertisement, i damn confirm they're cheaters!!!
so after they got all excited like they were the ones who won, especially Girl A, i just told them that i don't want it.. it's okay.. i don't have time to collect it..
right at that moment, my sis came in the car and just said, "worry, we don't want... bye" then asked me to drive away...
so i just repeatedly told them off that it's okay, i don't want it and i need to go.. Girl A, still with a very excited tone, repeatedly said something in mandarin that i don't really catch what she said cos i really want to leave, i think she's trying to pester me to take the "item" that i "won"...
she scared the hell outa me when she excitedly and loudly say that i "won" grand prize.. luckily shorty got in the car and we left... they didn't even tried to get my address or other particulars.. i mean... IF i REALLY won and it's a genuine lucky draw, they should have taken down my at least my phone number right? but no... when we insisted to leave, they just steped back and let me go.. with a quite disappointed look...
come to think of it, i should have get their "company" details and pretend to be happy about the winning and see what's next and then report it to police... when i was driving off, i saw they were preying for another victim... good luck to those other victims out there, hopefully they won't fall for it..
Sunday, August 26, 2007
the lucky pick II
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23:00
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The Lucky Pick.
so i was with my sister the other night. sent her to a departmental store to get some stuff.. since that it's just a short trip, i parked the car near the entrance and waited in the car. while waiting, i lit up a cigarette... was happily puffing away and listening to the radio and suddenly out of nowhere, (seriously dunno where the hell), 2 girls popped out beside me and greeted, "xiao jie, bu hai yi shi, da rao ni yi xia".. ("Miss, sorry, disturb you a while")..
mahai! she really scare the shit out of me man! dah lah my window was down, my hand was outside.. imagine if she chop down my hand and runaway... damn scary.. so anyway, she speaks Mandarin, a language which i prefer not to speak in public because i suck in Mandarin...
dy: (jumped a bit and took my hand in)
Girl A: bu yong pa, bu yong pa, wo men bu shi yao ni shen me.. ji shi xiang wen ni yi xia, ke yi yao ni yi dian shi jian ma?
don't scared, we don't want anything from you, just want to ask if you have a lil time?
dy: ha?? oh..
Girl A: Wo men shi xxx gong shi, (i'll translate in english from here cos she talk damn fast i only catch what she's trying to say...) so we have this lucky draw thing, whereby you do not need to pay for anything, just pick any of the card here, (shoved me a handful of card) and inside we have shopping vouchers from parkson.. if you picked the shopping vouchers, then you can shop inside with your family but if you get a Thank You note, then bu hao yi si lor...
dy: er... bu yong la.. ni men qu li mian wen la.. bu yong la..
no need lah.. you go in and ask la.. no need..
Girl B: xiao jie, bang bang mang la.. wo men yao fang gong le.. wo men pai wan le zi hou jiu ke yi hui qu le.. xiao jie..
miss, help us leh miss, we want to finish work already, after we give out these we can go home already..
Girl A: miss, shi lor, wo men pai wan le jiu ke yi hui qu le... miss, bu yong pa, zhe ge shi mian fei de.. ni zi shi cou yi zhang chu lai er yi..
Miss, after giving out, we can go hone already.. Miss, don't worry, all you need to do is pick one card, it's free..
dy: ha... (to shoo them, i have to take no matter what...) ok lah..
so i picked one card... while opening the card-size envelope, we had a small talk...
to be continued...
still sober at
20:13
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
grass is always greener on the other side. no matter how hard you try to cnvince yourself that perhaps the grass on the other side is actually the same, yellow, looks green due to optical illusions, or even fake, you'll still see it as greener, brighter and fresher...
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Just Complaining...
not that i don't want to write lately... i'm using my bro's streamyx line and i can't blog at work... so i can't use the net so often anymore. plus... i'm out of topic and things to bitch about.. ok.. maybe all of that was an excuse.. but hey... i can say anything i want here right?
hehe..
nothing interesting happened lately.. just the few normal boring things... work work work... i kinda like.. felt a lil not so lively now. grr.. ok.. maybe i'm just complaining about myself all over again here.. i'm contradicting myself.. :P as i was complaining how dead my life is right now, it's because i make no gesture to do something about it.. see? ironic right? *crap*
well... they planned to go Cameron Highlands this weekend... go friday after work and come back on sunday. part of me wanted to get out of the city and relax... part of me lazied off after thinking how far and winding the road is... plus.. what can you do in Cameron Highlands? the last time i went there was..... 8 years ago.. yes 8 years ago.. went to their butterfly garden/park, vege garden, tea factory.. and oh... their stemboat!! nice!.. well, i think because it's cold, that's why it's nice.. and their strawberries, not to say my fav fruit, i like the color more.. and oh... mini tomatoes!!!!! i like!! ok, back to what i was going to say.... so, i've been there few times.. and everytime will do the same thing, buy the same souvenirs, eat the same food and come back regretting the i went.. not because it's not fun, but.. it's damn tiring..
ok.. let's just see whether Ming wants to go or not.
i still prefer going to Melaka or Penang... better food... and best of all, the road is straight.
*crapping again*
damn bored here... a lil regret taking sick leave today.. nothing to do at home.. nowhere to go.. but ok lah! i admit lah... better than going to work...
sienz!
i'll write when i feel like complaining and bitching again...
still sober at
08:58
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
The 101 Sensation RED Party!
make wish first...
heh..
cute hor the princess..
thanks dear!!
balloon fight!!!
i was smoking and was talking to the boys happily... and suddenly, someone just dropped this to me.....
and i got my finger burned by the ciggi... well, to be exact, shorty was the one who threw it on me... bluek!! heheee..!! i thought i got no present from anyone this year... but jacq surprised me at first and after that, shorty gave me another surprise! muahxx!! i really like it..
it's lomo fisheye2 !!!!!!!!!!!
let's see what's yitmeng,don and dave pressie....
film for the camera!!!!!!! perfect!!!!
ok... that's all i have to write...
heheh... it was a fun night... except for the puking part lah... (i'll remember your "5seconds" beer, jase!!)
overall, the party was sucessfull!! i had a great night! thanks again everyone for coming!! i love you guys...
till the next brain police catch us!!!!!
ok.. i promise i'll update more about me later... tired of posting up photos... bleh!
ciao!
still sober at
20:24
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
GAHHH!!
There's so many things i wanna update here.. but.. not ime lah... and and.... my delayed-birthday party pictures!!! delay delayed post... :P
i just got all the photos from debb.. well... can say "got" la.. she post it up in her multiply.. so i have to save one by one and post it here... -_-: damn menyusahkan. right? it's ok... somemore dunno what happened to her multiply right now, unable to load the page... so i think i'll write about the party in the next post... nothing exciting to talk about actually... work work work... oh.. btw... a sneak preview of the party.... "THE 101 SENSATION RED PARTY!!"
still sober at
19:20
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Friday, May 18, 2007
randomness
oh.. went and took purikura (i think it's called purikura..) another word, stickers photo lah... hhehee... went with jennifer, celeste and charlotte. had fun tho.****************************************************
dy: eh... why still no fish one???
ming: wait lah... so fast meh?
well... after 3 hours there, no luck at all... so we went to Dengkil with gary and joyce to continue our fishing adventure. on the way, gary was caught by police for using handphone while driving... 3 of them in the car and there goes 50bucks.. but since we're not familiar with the place, we asked the policemen to escort us...
dy: wah! they so nice one? bring us there..
ming: of course nice lah!!! RM 50 weh!!!!
While the guys are fishing with fishing rod, me and joyce fished with prawn rods. it's illegal at that pond, but since the owner is gary's friend, we used it. to catch small fishes.. but the fishes near us were too small to get caught on the bait... no luck too!!
still sober at
18:37

