Since my phone is spoilt and Smelly discouraged me to repair it cos we sent it to repair for thousandth times already and it still not in order. Supposed, he asked me to use his old phone, which died on him not long after he said that. I wonder why when one phone dies, it seems like all your extra phones commit suicide at the same time as well. It’s a curse to poor people like me. I asked Smelly to get a new phone for me since both of our phone spoilt…

“so you’re going to buy a phone for me right?”

-_-

“we buy same phone… if webuy two phones at one time, they will give discount geh… so nice!”

“duwan same phone la..”

“why wor? Can get cheaper ma..”

“duwan lah.. today my colleague come to work, he sei tiu (curse) cos he took his gf’s phone. They have the same phone. Same color, no handphone straps... exactly same lah… Some more both also sell car one… damn mah fan”

“ceh! If we get same phone, we don’t get same color lah… or we can put those handphone strap to differentiate ma. Hehe..” *damn happy, can get new phone*

“-_- no money… duwan buy.”

“you promised d wor….”

“bluek!”

“LIAR!!!!!!”