In no particular order…
1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
– during interviews. I almost always have problems answering this. I just hate this question so much.
2. When are you getting married?
– why the fuck you wanna know? If nobody wanna marry me, are you going to 扬 me for the rest of my life?
3. You look chubbier/fatter/bigger.
– I know. You don’t have to remind me… and what do you get in return by saying that? You’re not thin oso. Pffft. *in denial*
4. Tell me about yourself
– during interviews again. Gee.. you dunno how to read resume ah? Ask me something else lah.
5. You don’t look like you know how to cook
– speechless. DO YOU KNOW that I start cooking for the whole family since 12? Pfft.(I’m not saying that I’m a pro but I DO KNOW how to cook. Period)
6. You like lah / Anything lah…
- whenever I ask “what you wanna eat”. Cos when I suggest, you say “eee..don’t want lah” for all the suggestions! Wtf! Then why you say “you like lah/ anything lah” for???
7. Why you don’t want to get married?
– again, this is a stupid question. You wanna pay for my wedding ah?
8. I’m SO fat
– when you look like a chopstick and wind can blow you away ANYTIME, you say you are fat!!! Wtf!! Then I’m so obese I’ll die if I eat one more bite of food.
9. You where got chubby?!?!? (trying to comfort me. Wtf.)
– when CLEARLY my face is bloatedly round, tummy is bulging out, arms looked like a turkey thigh and thigh looked like a pig’s leg! (and i am serious about this.)
10. It’s time to get married
– WHO ARE YOU to tell me that??? (parents are exceptional in this case). And WHY ARE YOU NOT married yet? Pfft.
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