Loud and Wrong

Now, I want to talk about my colleague.

She's loud. When I say loud, means really LOUD. Especially when she's on the phone with guests with a bad line. She'll shout through the phone asking, "Hello SIR? CAN YOU HEAR ME???!?" really impatient. Sometimes, she mute her phone and say,"Yer/Arghh/Ugh... chi sin (crazy) punya guest/hou lan farn ar li goh yan (this person is fucking annoying)/or whatever bad words that she can think of to describe the guest". And then unmute and talk to the guest.

At times, she would talk to the guest like the guest is her lanjiao friends. She'll sound really REALLY hiau. She'll talk like there's something stucked in her throat that she have to control her voice and kononnya make the guest feels that she's very friendly that she have to draaaggggg each and every word that she said. gross.

She likes to complain to people around her during lunch time at the pantry. "Oh... I've got so many calls today.. So busy... So many mah fan (troublesome) guest.. So many reservations.. Haiya...Bla.. Bla.. Heehehe.. Blaa... "

Sometimes, I just feel like asking her to shut up and stop telling everyone that you have a lot of reservations... But then, there's no need to do so coz she's never ranked in the top 5 sales anyway..

She can be a real annoying person. She's fat. (okay, i'm not supposed to discriminate fat people.. but she's too annoying). She eats really FAST. She can finish a packet of rice in like.. what, 5 minutes?? That fast.. Not only she eats fast, she eats LOUD and messy too. I don't really like sitting together with her during lunch cos i'll be hearing her chomping down her food.. "Chiuk...chuik..chiuk...". Damn disgusting and no table manners at all. Sometimes, I bring food to office.. Those self-cooked stuff like Fried Egg with Prawns and Onions, instant noodles, etc... When we eat together, she'll look at my food and ask, "Can I taste some of your eggs/mee/prawns/fried calamari??" while her chopstick almost touched the dish. Being polite and looking at her gestures, I always say, "Yeah.. Sure... Eat la.. I can't finish tho." Not that I mind, but then after hearing those "Chiuk...Chiuk...Chiuk" sound when she's eating made me lose my appetite.

Today, I heard her shouting to guest again. Her desk is like... 15feet away from my desk and when she talks, it's really distracting, especially when I'm talking to guests too. Sometimes, guest who's online with me will ask, "Who's that?/I'm sorry I can't hear you cos it's too noisy there," damn malu can! And just now, I was reading my book and heard her shouting, " C, H, E, A,..." then she mute her phone and say, "This guest don't pass her English ar?", unmute and repeat the same thing.. then I asked, "what she's asking you to spell?" (I supposed the guest is a Hongkie) She unmute and say, "Cheaper," then spelled out to the guest very loudly, "C-H-E-A-P-P-E-R... uhm... yes... Charlie How Easy Apple, Peter Peter Easy Roger," proudly.

I stood up and tell her, "It's C-H-E-A-P-E-R. Some more wanna say people don't pass English." and I sat down, blogging about her now.