Toilet Talk.

Have you girls out there been into a situation where your bladder is extremely full, you feel like shitting at the same time and you're not anywhere near a toilet?

You're so extremely overly really badly need to go to the loo, luckily after searching a while, you found a toilet. When you walked in, foul smell came rushing up to your nose, which at the same time made you feel like puking too.. On top of that, you found no tissue paper, no water hose in the cubicle, no squating cubicle and the most disgustingly, you saw shoe prints and traces of God-Knows-Whose urine on the toilet bowl.

What will you do?

Damn potong right???

I've encounter it myself.. But cannot complain la... Because the toilet is not a five-star hotel's toilet.. It's those toilets in some petrol station/shopping complex/chinese hawker stall/mamak stall/lrt station/bus station... You know.. those kind of public toilets as well?

Ugh!..

For me, it is important to have at least clean toilet bowls if they do not have a squating one.. I don't know about any other girls, for me, I prefer squatting toilets. Cos normally, the sitting ones are very dirty. And for myself, I need to use water everytime I go do my important business in the loo. I can't shit without water.. for me to clean myself after shitting, y'know.. And tissue paper as well.. But most importantly water.. How can a person shit without water and tissue? I just can't. Even if I'm desperate, I'll make sure that the toilet have clean water for me to use. Luckily most of the public toilets have water. Or tissue.. If I'm really really desperate, I'll buy a bottle of mineral water to use.. Ming once told me that if your shit is prefect, there's no need to use the tissue.. cos it didn't stick on your ass... Damn tipu right? But then again, I think it's true.. Look at other mammals.... They dun have to clean their ass after they shit and their asses are clean!! (Warning: This is only for mammals with PERFECT shit.)

And... sitting toilets... God!!! Foot prints??? It's for sitting and these people just don't know how to sit and urine is it? Have to squat on the toilet bowl? Ugh... And for unisex toilets... God!! Guys who doesn't know how to aim properly.... Please la.. Take the toilet cover up before you pee! Or, just sit and pee la... nobody see you in the toilet what.. don't shy shy la.. rather than making the whole place dirty.. hyuckk!


tsk tsk....


Sometimes, even if i'm really desperate to use the toilet, when I found out that there's no water, no tissue and it's dirty... I won't feel like going anymore.. I rather go home.


What say you?