Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Lucky Pick.

so i was with my sister the other night. sent her to a departmental store to get some stuff.. since that it's just a short trip, i parked the car near the entrance and waited in the car. while waiting, i lit up a cigarette... was happily puffing away and listening to the radio and suddenly out of nowhere, (seriously dunno where the hell), 2 girls popped out beside me and greeted, "xiao jie, bu hai yi shi, da rao ni yi xia".. ("Miss, sorry, disturb you a while")..

mahai! she really scare the shit out of me man! dah lah my window was down, my hand was outside.. imagine if she chop down my hand and runaway... damn scary.. so anyway, she speaks Mandarin, a language which i prefer not to speak in public because i suck in Mandarin...

dy: (jumped a bit and took my hand in)

Girl A: bu yong pa, bu yong pa, wo men bu shi yao ni shen me.. ji shi xiang wen ni yi xia, ke yi yao ni yi dian shi jian ma?
don't scared, we don't want anything from you, just want to ask if you have a lil time?

dy: ha?? oh..

Girl A: Wo men shi xxx gong shi, (i'll translate in english from here cos she talk damn fast i only catch what she's trying to say...) so we have this lucky draw thing, whereby you do not need to pay for anything, just pick any of the card here, (shoved me a handful of card) and inside we have shopping vouchers from parkson.. if you picked the shopping vouchers, then you can shop inside with your family but if you get a Thank You note, then bu hao yi si lor...

dy: er... bu yong la.. ni men qu li mian wen la.. bu yong la..
no need lah.. you go in and ask la.. no need..

Girl B: xiao jie, bang bang mang la.. wo men yao fang gong le.. wo men pai wan le zi hou jiu ke yi hui qu le.. xiao jie..
miss, help us leh miss, we want to finish work already, after we give out these we can go home already..

Girl A: miss, shi lor, wo men pai wan le jiu ke yi hui qu le... miss, bu yong pa, zhe ge shi mian fei de.. ni zi shi cou yi zhang chu lai er yi..
Miss, after giving out, we can go hone already.. Miss, don't worry, all you need to do is pick one card, it's free..

dy: ha... (to shoo them, i have to take no matter what...) ok lah..

so i picked one card... while opening the card-size envelope, we had a small talk...



to be continued...

1 comment:

Kepler-22b said...

oh fark u fall into this kinda scam arr?