I brought Alfie to the vet yesterday for his third vaccine. And I bought a new pack of puppy food and cologne for him. So yesterday, after I came back from work/watching Ming play badminton/yamcha, Ming's mother told me that Alfie learned a new trick. Well, I don't know whether I can say it's a trick or not... but hear me out...
The puppy food that I bought for him is almost his heights when he stands up. Ming's mom placed the packet at one corner and it's the corner of our room's door. So she asked Alfie, "Alfie, where's your food?" He quickly walked to the packet of biscuits and guard it... then she asked me to try to take away the packet... which, I did tried.. but before I even touch the plastic bag, Alfie started jumping and barking... I'm like... "Mahai!!! You scold me???" well, of course, I whispered in my heart la.. Then I tried to take the packet again... He kept barking and jumping, trying to stop me from taking away HIS stuff... "Wah!!! He knows that it's HIS stuff and know how to guard it jor!! So fierce somemore!!" I said. Apparently, don't know what the doctor gave him, he became very aggressive and dominant. Damn.. I think the vet gave the wrong vaccine la... I told Ming, "bB... Maybe the vaccine contains some hallucinogens... Or maybe contains something else.. made him stupid jor..." because he kept barking at our room's door when we took him in... then after a while, he stopped barking and I saw that he's cleaning his legs like he normally do... I thought, "Wow... the drug lasted in his body for a whole day! Finally he's back to normal.." But............................... when we took a closer look, he peed there. Near the door.. No wonder he kept on barking at the door!!!!!!! Niama.. And I thought the vet gave him some damn super long lasting drug! Ceh.. -_-:
He's so greedy now that even the laundry basket, that we put near the sofa where he always sleeps under, belongs to him now! Ceh! Alfie, you wait!! I'll take out the umbrella and see who's the boss!! hahahahahahaha!!! ( he's so afraid of the umbrella that he'll try to dig a hole to hide whenever he sees one..)
Ok la... I'm not so bad... I'll just have to teach him that it's his stuff, but don't have to guard till so fierce cos without me taking out the food for him, he still can't get the food... ekekkeee... Ming always say that I pamper Alfie too much that he always bullies me. But then I still thinks that he likes me more than Ming.. And afraid of Ming more than me.. Cos Ming scold him more than me.. I actually took a video last night when he was "protecting" his food.. But don't know why it wasn't there. I think it's either I didn't press "Record" or I deleted it... so, no video... but got photo... one day before he's sick from diarrhea...
What's so weird, you guys might ask... At first, I didn't notice... Then... I saw something else besides the way he parked his car......
See?? That's what's written on his car.... "NO PARKING" and many other scratches on it... Damn kesian.. I asked Ming why ppl vandalised his car also he dunno one?? Ming told me that maybe the car was not scratched there. Maybe it's already there before he parked the car there. But then again... If the car has already been scratched, why he still park that way? Hmm.. Funny how people react, huh? Why scratch other people's car? Write a note, put on the wiper there also can, right? tsk..tsk..
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POOR GUY!!!
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