Farting Night.

Yesterday.

1100hrs: Breakfast- Lam Mien (Fat yellow mee with thick gravy-like soup) [I dunno what it's called in English..].

1630hrs: Lunch/Tea/Dinner- One piece of chapatti and Iced Milo.

0100hrs: Dinner/Midnight Snack- My favorite Bak Choy (Chinese Cabbage) Soup with giant meatballs. Shiokalingam!!


So, as you guys can see, my meal time is not so normal.. Not eating proper meals at the right time resulting me to have quite a lot of wind in my stomach and as my job requires me to talk a lot, MORE wind in the stomach.. So last night...


After eating Bak Choy, continues watching HK drama...

dy: bB... My stomach got a lot of wind... I think because I didn't eat properly-la..

Ming: -_-:

After a while...

dy: bB.......................... Run far far... I wanna fart!!!! *farts*

Ming: Almost fell asleep, but jumps up and covers himself with comforter... -_-:

After 10 minutes...

dy: *farts* bB..... I farted again... *smiles sheepishly* bluek!

Ming: another -_-: look.

Another 10 minutes passed...

dy: bB....................................... I feel like farting again.......

Ming: You arh... *Covers his nose with comforter again...

dy: *FARTS*

The rest of the night, dy farted non-stop. Until this morning...

0800hrs- dy woke up to let Alfie out to pee... while Ming gets ready for work...

After letting Alfie out, dy crawled back to sleep and still half asleep...

dy: *mumbles* bB... I farted non stop since yesterday.. Damn geng (super) !!! Very sen fu la.. *FARTS*........................................ see?? So many gas!!!

Ming: Yer... You fart so much, later sure cannot mm mm (oh si/berak/go shit) one... your shit sure becomes very very hard.. *make yucky face then continue wearing his tie*..

dy: Ugh... I think all the shit turns into gas jor... That's why fart till now..

Ming: -_-: You stupid dum dum... Fart too much talk nonsense now.. Ok la, I go work la.. *kisses dy's forehead* Bye!

dy: *farts*... Bye!!


-_-


I farted until this morning. Non-stop. Luckily I'm back to normal when I finally wake up at 11a.m. just now...

Maybe it's because of the Bak Choy... Or maybe the chapatti... Or was it just me??