Another boring day in the office.. So I decided to bore you guys with some overdue photos......

Guess who??

Ah Kor's birthday.

wannabe.

I like this pic.. but too bad.. shorty took this pic and cut my face into half..

Finally, photos in Hatyai....

dy ringing the bell in a temple.. they just finished praying so have to ring the bell..
I forgot which temple is this..
(it's too sunny so photos are over exposed.. since i'm camera idiot, i dunno how to adjust the lighting..)

fatty..

dy in one of the temples in Hatyai..

Kuan Yin temple.

dy and fatty.

Lotus flower at Kuan Yin temple.

In a dragon's mouth.

With a cow..

with daddy in a tuk-tuk.

heeeeeheeeeee.

last night in Hatyai. Going to Log Terrace for dinner.

dy and daddy inside Log Terrace. Behind us is waterfall.

On the river.

fatty and daddy.

Sunset.

Vain photo.

How many crocs can you spot?

dy with the emus...

I know lah.. Cannot see me one..

Lastly.. The ever-tiny McFlurry. Seriously.. very small lah things in Hatyai..

Everything is so mini... even their shoe size.. Most of it are size 4-6.. what la... What about size 7 & 8 people like me?? So hard to find shoes there.. And their meal also very mini one... I think the people there cheat people la... Give small small portion so that we have to order more.. they earn more! hmmpphh..! But I like the place tho.. everything cheap cheap cheap!!! I wanna go again.............. who wants to sponsor accompany me??

Randomness.

Blah!

小绵羊和大笨象...

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La.. La.. La.... Some random photos I feel like posting up....

Can you see me?

Awww......

dy and pekyee....





what's that?

CNY Day 1..

Poor grampa were sick....

I look thin kan????

kuang...kuang...kuang......

Oh.. she's not mine.. She's siu mien yong's niece... Cute huh????

I'm just bored...

This is for JennHoel.

I was at the badminton court last night waiting for Ming to finish thier game.. Called JennHoel to talk about nothing. I also don't know what's the purpose of calling him.. Just feel like calling.

Then I remembered...

Today is JennHoel's birthday.

I wanted to call him early in the morning. But I was too busy to do so.. I wanted to send a voice message to him.. But there's too much of work.. So I waited til lunch time and called him..

dy: weiiii... where are you? *happy*happy*

jenn: at home. *cool like usual*

dy: what you doing at home la? wake up so early somemore!!

jenn: yalor.

dy: eh.. wanna come out or not tonight?

jenn: cannot la. busy. these few days also busy.

dy: (same excuse again..) ceh... ok lor... never mind lor....always liddat one..

jenn: no la.. er.. my gramma just passed away this morning. *sounded just normal*

dy: WHAT??? Ha????

jenn: yea.

dy: this morning? at home?

jenn: yea. around 11a.m..

dy: you ok or not?

jenn: i'm okay..

dy: ok.. *asked some questions that i can't remember* i'll see you tonight.. by the way, i was calling to say happy birthday.

jenn: thanks.

dy: you sure you ok ar? i see you tonight k?

jenn: k.


22March.

A day to remember.

I wonder how will he take it.

I just wish that he'll be fine. I know he will.



JennBoy.. Be strong.

Deepest condolences.

This is for Zewt.

Blah!

想再看到你的微笑.
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I read Zewt's blog today and my heart sank. If I wasn't in the office, I would've cried my heart out already.

I can almost feel what he's feeling right then. Right now. I guess everyone will feel the same too. Why?

Because we all have a mother.




Let's pray for her. Pray for zewt. Pray that they'll be strong.

La.. La.. La... Gah!!!!

Blah!

I've always wonder why some people are just so skinny... Do they even drink??

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I woke up these few days feeling weird... I've been having weird dreams lately.. Dreams that keeps me wondering, "What's that all about?" all day. I've been having dreams that makes me feel sad.. makes me feel.. off the ground. I told spinz about it this morning and he told me that my dream sounded more like a nightmare. Hmm... I don't think so.. I felt more like a weird WEIRD dream...

I've been thinking about nothing lately.. I think I thought too much that nothing came to my mind now.

Argghh... Lazy write.

Write tmr.

Alfie Sings.

Ming's mom teach people sing... And there's this particular man, he's a regular student.. comes over to sing every week. I think he's around 30 years old or more.. His voice is quite ok la.. He normally sings high pitched songs.. One day, when he's singing, Alfie suddenly came out from his hiding place and started singing along.... Yes. SING. Not bark.. It's not the normal barking.. His bark is like... very high pitched also... But when the man sang low pitch, he won't sing along so loud... But when the man sing again, he started following him.... Whoa... Can believe or not??? And he sings with emotion!!! (I thought so la...)

I think he listens too much of people singing.. yea.. Almost everyday, there's people in the house singing... With good or bad voice, he'll just tahan only la... Hiding in his favorite spot... At times when those students are singing, he'll sleep under the sofa and both of his ears willturned over... So cute...! But really, don't know why, he'll only sing along when this particular man sing.... Damn cute... Here's a video I took when we played over the recorded voice.

Alfie II

So the other day, Ming's mom went to buy a box to put Alfie's stuff in it... And right after we put his things in, the same thing happened like last week.... He knew it's his stuff and got very protective over it.







See that?? he even tried to bite me!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr.........

Toilet Talk.

Have you girls out there been into a situation where your bladder is extremely full, you feel like shitting at the same time and you're not anywhere near a toilet?

You're so extremely overly really badly need to go to the loo, luckily after searching a while, you found a toilet. When you walked in, foul smell came rushing up to your nose, which at the same time made you feel like puking too.. On top of that, you found no tissue paper, no water hose in the cubicle, no squating cubicle and the most disgustingly, you saw shoe prints and traces of God-Knows-Whose urine on the toilet bowl.

What will you do?

Damn potong right???

I've encounter it myself.. But cannot complain la... Because the toilet is not a five-star hotel's toilet.. It's those toilets in some petrol station/shopping complex/chinese hawker stall/mamak stall/lrt station/bus station... You know.. those kind of public toilets as well?

Ugh!..

For me, it is important to have at least clean toilet bowls if they do not have a squating one.. I don't know about any other girls, for me, I prefer squatting toilets. Cos normally, the sitting ones are very dirty. And for myself, I need to use water everytime I go do my important business in the loo. I can't shit without water.. for me to clean myself after shitting, y'know.. And tissue paper as well.. But most importantly water.. How can a person shit without water and tissue? I just can't. Even if I'm desperate, I'll make sure that the toilet have clean water for me to use. Luckily most of the public toilets have water. Or tissue.. If I'm really really desperate, I'll buy a bottle of mineral water to use.. Ming once told me that if your shit is prefect, there's no need to use the tissue.. cos it didn't stick on your ass... Damn tipu right? But then again, I think it's true.. Look at other mammals.... They dun have to clean their ass after they shit and their asses are clean!! (Warning: This is only for mammals with PERFECT shit.)

And... sitting toilets... God!!! Foot prints??? It's for sitting and these people just don't know how to sit and urine is it? Have to squat on the toilet bowl? Ugh... And for unisex toilets... God!! Guys who doesn't know how to aim properly.... Please la.. Take the toilet cover up before you pee! Or, just sit and pee la... nobody see you in the toilet what.. don't shy shy la.. rather than making the whole place dirty.. hyuckk!


tsk tsk....


Sometimes, even if i'm really desperate to use the toilet, when I found out that there's no water, no tissue and it's dirty... I won't feel like going anymore.. I rather go home.


What say you?

Crap.

Yesterday, I wrote this on my MSN message...

"and she cried because he cared."

After a while, I saw his message changed to..

"and he cried because he cared."

dy: eh... your message.... same one.... bluek!!

him: hehe... yup.. i thought it's cool...

Then, I changed my message to,

"And she cried because he cared for someone else but her."

After a while, he text again...

him: are you hinting something to me?

dy: no.. i just thought that it's cool..

him: oh okay..........

dy: why? you perasan is it?

him: no.. no.. not at all... hehhee..

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him: i got your text.. sorry for the late reply, i was drinking with my friends over at my mom's place..

dy: oh.. drinking again? drunk again?

him: yea.. a lil.. drank for 3 nights straight. non stop..

dy: wow..

him: yea.. my parents are out of town, so we have the house by ourselves..

dy: don't drink so much lar..

him: drinking keeps me busy. it makes me feel better..

dy: ugh.. just don't drink so much.. it's not a solution to your problems.. yes, when you drink, you'll feel better.. but when you're sober everything will be the same too.. don't make me worry.. you know i care, right?

him: yes.. i know.. you always do..

dy: ok.

After a while...

him: hey, i'm going out now.. will be back before 11pm.

dy: drink again?

him: sort of. but i'm driving, so not going to get drunk.

dy: yeah right. see ya!

After 9 hours...

him: hey..

dy: just got back? drunk again?

him: no.. just felt sleepy.

dy: yea.. not drunk.. cos you drink and drunk and became sober only you talk to me..

him: hehee.. no la.. just felt tired and sleepy.. i'm not drunk now..

dy: ya.. 9 hours of drinking.. drunk also became sober la..

him: ...

Spartan Women.

So I went to watch "300" yesterday with a bunch of friends. It was a nice movie tho a lil bit too.. er.. animated.. I mean the colors. The people in there looks a bit fake la..

Overall, the story also ok la.. Tho it has something to do with history and all.. but a bit too "kua jiong" I think.. Especially the part where they stack all the Persian soldiers' bodies up and built a wall. The best thing in the movie is.. All the Spartan women wears very little cloth. And all of them have very nice body figure.. I told Ming that I like the design of their dresses.. Then he said it looks nice because they are thin... I told Ming that it's impossible that the whole country don't have fat woman ge mar... Then he said... "Because that time, all the fat women stay in the kitchen and cook only. They don't come out and wear those clothes also.."

-_-


bleh!!!

Alfie Boy.

Nah...! This is the video I took last night when I reach home..

Enjoy!

Farting Night.

Yesterday.

1100hrs: Breakfast- Lam Mien (Fat yellow mee with thick gravy-like soup) [I dunno what it's called in English..].

1630hrs: Lunch/Tea/Dinner- One piece of chapatti and Iced Milo.

0100hrs: Dinner/Midnight Snack- My favorite Bak Choy (Chinese Cabbage) Soup with giant meatballs. Shiokalingam!!


So, as you guys can see, my meal time is not so normal.. Not eating proper meals at the right time resulting me to have quite a lot of wind in my stomach and as my job requires me to talk a lot, MORE wind in the stomach.. So last night...


After eating Bak Choy, continues watching HK drama...

dy: bB... My stomach got a lot of wind... I think because I didn't eat properly-la..

Ming: -_-:

After a while...

dy: bB.......................... Run far far... I wanna fart!!!! *farts*

Ming: Almost fell asleep, but jumps up and covers himself with comforter... -_-:

After 10 minutes...

dy: *farts* bB..... I farted again... *smiles sheepishly* bluek!

Ming: another -_-: look.

Another 10 minutes passed...

dy: bB....................................... I feel like farting again.......

Ming: You arh... *Covers his nose with comforter again...

dy: *FARTS*

The rest of the night, dy farted non-stop. Until this morning...

0800hrs- dy woke up to let Alfie out to pee... while Ming gets ready for work...

After letting Alfie out, dy crawled back to sleep and still half asleep...

dy: *mumbles* bB... I farted non stop since yesterday.. Damn geng (super) !!! Very sen fu la.. *FARTS*........................................ see?? So many gas!!!

Ming: Yer... You fart so much, later sure cannot mm mm (oh si/berak/go shit) one... your shit sure becomes very very hard.. *make yucky face then continue wearing his tie*..

dy: Ugh... I think all the shit turns into gas jor... That's why fart till now..

Ming: -_-: You stupid dum dum... Fart too much talk nonsense now.. Ok la, I go work la.. *kisses dy's forehead* Bye!

dy: *farts*... Bye!!


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I farted until this morning. Non-stop. Luckily I'm back to normal when I finally wake up at 11a.m. just now...

Maybe it's because of the Bak Choy... Or maybe the chapatti... Or was it just me??

Alfie Becomes High..... Or So I Thought...

I brought Alfie to the vet yesterday for his third vaccine. And I bought a new pack of puppy food and cologne for him. So yesterday, after I came back from work/watching Ming play badminton/yamcha, Ming's mother told me that Alfie learned a new trick. Well, I don't know whether I can say it's a trick or not... but hear me out...

The puppy food that I bought for him is almost his heights when he stands up. Ming's mom placed the packet at one corner and it's the corner of our room's door. So she asked Alfie, "Alfie, where's your food?" He quickly walked to the packet of biscuits and guard it... then she asked me to try to take away the packet... which, I did tried.. but before I even touch the plastic bag, Alfie started jumping and barking... I'm like... "Mahai!!! You scold me???" well, of course, I whispered in my heart la.. Then I tried to take the packet again... He kept barking and jumping, trying to stop me from taking away HIS stuff... "Wah!!! He knows that it's HIS stuff and know how to guard it jor!! So fierce somemore!!" I said. Apparently, don't know what the doctor gave him, he became very aggressive and dominant. Damn.. I think the vet gave the wrong vaccine la... I told Ming, "bB... Maybe the vaccine contains some hallucinogens... Or maybe contains something else.. made him stupid jor..." because he kept barking at our room's door when we took him in... then after a while, he stopped barking and I saw that he's cleaning his legs like he normally do... I thought, "Wow... the drug lasted in his body for a whole day! Finally he's back to normal.." But............................... when we took a closer look, he peed there. Near the door.. No wonder he kept on barking at the door!!!!!!! Niama.. And I thought the vet gave him some damn super long lasting drug! Ceh.. -_-:

He's so greedy now that even the laundry basket, that we put near the sofa where he always sleeps under, belongs to him now! Ceh! Alfie, you wait!! I'll take out the umbrella and see who's the boss!! hahahahahahaha!!! ( he's so afraid of the umbrella that he'll try to dig a hole to hide whenever he sees one..)

Ok la... I'm not so bad... I'll just have to teach him that it's his stuff, but don't have to guard till so fierce cos without me taking out the food for him, he still can't get the food... ekekkeee... Ming always say that I pamper Alfie too much that he always bullies me. But then I still thinks that he likes me more than Ming.. And afraid of Ming more than me.. Cos Ming scold him more than me.. I actually took a video last night when he was "protecting" his food.. But don't know why it wasn't there. I think it's either I didn't press "Record" or I deleted it... so, no video... but got photo... one day before he's sick from diarrhea...

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Btw, last night when Ming finished playing badminton, we went for a drink nearby... We parked our car in front of another car and when we got off, I saw something weird... The car was parked half in the parking lot and half outside.. Damn inconsiderate. But then maybe there's a reason why he parked that way.... So I snapped a picture of the way he parked......

What's so weird, you guys might ask... At first, I didn't notice... Then... I saw something else besides the way he parked his car......

See?? That's what's written on his car.... "NO PARKING" and many other scratches on it... Damn kesian.. I asked Ming why ppl vandalised his car also he dunno one?? Ming told me that maybe the car was not scratched there. Maybe it's already there before he parked the car there. But then again... If the car has already been scratched, why he still park that way? Hmm.. Funny how people react, huh? Why scratch other people's car? Write a note, put on the wiper there also can, right? tsk..tsk..

Ok. Last for today.

Since I'm so free, let me update my blog again.. Hehehe.... I'm too free.. Not much things to do in the office.. Might as well use this time to blog.

[Boss, if you're reading this, don't blame me.. I'm just using borrowing some time to blog while waiting for guests to call me and if not, I will go to youtube.com or break.com or metacafe.com to watch dramas or funny/horror/disgusting video clips, which, you forbid us from doing because it apparently slow down our pc, and if not blogging, I will play yahoo games or any other online games, which you also discourage us from doing because... I don't know why.... So Boss, I will make sure blogging won't affect my perfomance or whatsoever.. Ahh.. If you want to blame someone, blame on guest cos if they dun call, I'm very free.. so ask them to call more!]

Some people ask me why I blog. Well, like I said earlier, it's because I ditched my journal *click*. Well, at first, I thought blogging is just like writing diary/journal. But as time goes by, it becomes a, well, hobby. (can I say my hobby is blogging? sounds weird to me tho..) Imagine you're going for an interview and the interviewer ask what's your hobby. Normally, well, last time, people will answer swimming, reading, playing computer games, shopping (is that considered as a hobby?), sleeping (this too?). But blogging.. sounds.. kinda weird. To me la.. It sounds like you have a lot of free time.. Like you always tau lan (curi tulang. er, i dunno what's it called in English..) when you're working/studying. Ironically, I think blogging can be categorized as a hobby since shopping, sleeping and eating can be considered as one. Hobby is something that you do in your free time. But I still finds it funny to say blogging as a hobby. Don't ask why. I just thought that it sounds weird.

Okay, back to why I blog.. Besides ditching my journal for blog, I think it's a very good way to interact with people. To update your friends/family about myself because I seriously have no time to see everybody that I know so often so I think by writing it here, they can update themselves about me without seeing in person. Nice? I think so.

I blog just to rant, kaypoh, bitch and write about a lot of things.. well, mainly about my boring life la.. Another thing that come across my mind about blogging. Is spelling and grammar so important when you're blogging? Some people thinks that it's important. Because don't want people to misunderstand the meaning of your sentences when you're writing. Some people, like my pet-sister Mich, thinks that blogging is just to release stress, to pass time, so it's not that important.

For me, I'm neutral about it.

Let me tell you guys my opinion...

Why is it not important?
- Blogging is just like a personal space. You have rights to write whatever you want in whichever way with whatsoever language. Which means, it's your blog. Do it your way.. You're just blogging for fun. No need to be so serious. Perhaps you don't think there's people who reads your blog besides yourself so only you understands it.
- It's not an exam. Nobody will grade your posts.

Why is it important?
- Some words, if it were in the wrong place of a sentence, it might turn the sentence into a totally different meaning of the actual one that you mean to write. So you don't want to risks offending certain people because of a slight error or make readers misunderstand what you're writing or keeps them scratching their heads trying to guess the actual meaning of what you've wrote.
- Some words, if it were spelt slightly or extremely wrong, it can also turn the word into another totally different meaning, which also, will cause yourself some difficulties.
- Another opinion of mine is that, spelling, grammar and vocabulary is kinda important when one writes because it shows your knowledge. Your personality. And I personally think that if you always spells wrongly or writes terribly (When I say always means ALWAYS. Not those once-in-a-while spelling/grammar/vocab error that normal people do occasionally), it's like... you either have a very bad English teacher/lecturer (probably the worse in the world) or you sleeps in each and every English lesson or you just don't care about what spelling/grammar/vocab is or you're probably just too smart so you became stupid.



Time to pack and go home!

Revolution Evolution.

I'm thinking of changing :: confessions of a drunken mistress :: title to something else... Maybe something more like the current me.. rather than the... ok.. let's not talk about why I used that as the title..

Any suggestions, anyone?

Hmm.. I've been thinking of changing the color scheme also.. But then again, some of the fonts color that I used only looks/readable with a black background... So I thought of starting a new blog...! But then after thinking for a while, I think better not... Here's nice. A lot of memories..

This is what will happen if you're too free in the office... Not much things to do, so can think of so many unnecessary things (is that how you spell unnecessary??).. Too free... So I've been thinking of keeping myself busy... Do things like, thinking about what to eat, what pirated DVDs shall I get next week, shall I munch on that peanut butter cookies that I just bought from Guardian?? What should I get shortie koffee (wow, it ryhmes!!) for her 24th (note: TWENTY FOURTH. wakakakakaa..) birthday? I have something in mind already.. still working on it... teehee... (shh... don't ask me what is it.. it's surprise. I'm sure you'll like it!!).. Ah... I still have a piece of chapatti leftover from lunch just now... Best chapatti in town.. I shall write a review on how delicious their chapati is soon... Speaking of food, I still have some food photos that I've yet to upload from the Hatyai trip.. and also some nice food that I've tried recently.. Yumm!!

Ahh... I shall take a break from writing and go for a *cough*smoke*cough* my toilet break... ciao!



I hate free time...