For Real or Kidding?

Situation 1

me playing with his fingers while talking... suddenly...

him : iyer.... heheheheh.... *index finger touching my fingers*

me : why ah!!??

him : i just dug my nose using this finger. *poke my finger*

-____________________-


Situation 2
me complaining getting tanned from previous trip to Melaka..

me : so tan hor? eh.. you prefer tan tan or fair fair one? i know you prefer fair fair right right right???

him : i prefer thin thin one... =P

-___________________________________-

why my boyfriend like this one....

How Relationship Lasts IX

Every night before bed, I will demand for a goodnight kiss and a hug. It’s a routine for as long as I can remember. cos I think it's important, as a reminder of my existence (insecure, I know... pffft whatever...).
Anyway, our relationship is very comical... sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry because we humour each other so much.

So last night, Smelly kissed me (more like his nose pressing on my nose) and he asked... “What do you see?” I opened my eyes, without moving away, I said, “I see your eyes loh..”

Smelly : Got one eye only right?

Dy : -____- ! er.. hehe.. got 2 eyes become one eye!! Crossed d!

Then, I asked, “What do you see?”

He said…. “Ngor tai dou yat gau fan shu… (I saw a potato). Wakakakakakaaa….!”

T_T damn jahdou.

Tell me lah… where to find a boyfriend like him??? Pfft!

I'm Hot!

Yesterday I learnt that Smelly thinks that I’m hot.



Smelly : You're hot.

dy: *pretend dunno* Thank you!

Smelly : duwan... you're too hot!! Go away...

dy : wah…. Thank you wor.. *kiss*hug*monkey face*victory!!!*


Definition of the above conversation: hot; referring to body temperature. By Smelly definition; high body temperature is equivalent to over-sufficient body fats covering the bones to warm up the body.



The end.

of enemies and troubles.

I came back from Beijing with mild sore throat and nose blocked for about a week. Not exactly the best feeling, especially when I couldn’t really taste what I ate. But not as bad as Shorty though.. she had a terribly flu and her taste bud went absolute bonkers. Actually the weather lately is super crazy. One minute it was mad hot and stuffy, another minute it gets all gloomy and rain heavily. Almost half of my colleagues are sick. Not sure if it’s because of the Beijing trip or KL weather is just nuts.


Okay. I’m gonna stop talking about the boring weather.

I was gonna rant about a lot of things that happened lately. But I’m too tired to even care anymore. It’s just major waste of time. I know some of you are waiting for my classic “jahdou” and ranty posts (hikhik) but since I told you guys d, no need lah… wait til the time bomb explode again then I’ll write a long one. heh.

Okay.. I changed my mind.

You see.. this year, there are so many shitty things happened to me (luckily not major ones lah). Work wise, it was considered good if not great, BUT… (see? There’s always a BUT) .. there’s ALWAYS a bitch who just like to ruin your good life. Pfft. First, there’s a colleague who like to make my life miserable by making things difficult. But me being me, I use all my energy to accommodate him and try to understand the reason behind his attitude/character and of course, for me, work is just work. So I don’t take it personal and most of the time, I just don’t care if he is going to be annoyed or angry, as long as I get my work done and I don’t mind being scolded at, because again, it’s just work. So after a while, I learned that he was not a bad person after all. Just that a lot of people cannot stand the way he does things and found him unbearable and hard to get along. After half a year working together, we’re kinda good friends/colleagues. Until today, a lot of them still don’t understand how I can get along and work with him. I’ll always remember how mom always says, “if someone treated you badly, you don’t have to treat them bad too. In contrast, you have to treat them better than you already did. One day, they will understand.” And yes, I believe in karma too.

But that was not only it… one enemy down and a new enemy turn up! Wtf.. nonstop cycle! This one is a major bitch if you ask me. I have never met or known any colleagues like this in my 7 years of working experience! Omg.. I don’t even know where and how to start describing her… she is super spoilt as a daughter, girlfriend AND colleague. Seriously.. if she work somewhere else, I think she can’t even stand a day. She is also super whiny and likes to complain every single thing to my boss. Long story. But to cut it, my boss is also another lembik one. I’m not even sure if I want to respect him after what he portrayed himself to be. But I guess I respect him as just my boss, nothing more than that. Cos he seems to be biased and I super hate favoritism between bosses and staffs. I mean.. I’m aware that favoritism is normal, but not to that extend lah… another thing is.. I super hate it when we (all the other colleagues) talk to him, he never really pay attention and ALWAYS have his eyes laying on her direction. Grrr!!! Wtf! my things are not urgent meh! He ALWAYS go to her direction when I’m halfway talking to him!! Damn cibai one I tell you…

If I were to go on and talk about her, I think 3 days 3 nights also not enough. Pfft. I’m damn pissed.

Not only colleagues that are giving me problems… friends-turned-enemy also giving me so much trouble. Luckily I have nothing to hide and things just died after ignoring it. Seriously. Ignorance is bliss. No point arguing with bimbo who act godly and strong when inside, she’s just another vulnerable psycho.

Oh.. and BFFs who are damn stubborn. I wonder if they’re worth my precious time… (no lah.. I still love my BFFs. I’m just annoyed at them for being so clueless sometimes).

And Smelly… he is number one in irritating me. grrr!!!! I cannot be mad at him no matter how hard I tried cos he got a joker face that will make me laugh whenever I look at him when I’m angry. Wtf. he STILL calls me fat and it’s mad annoying lor!!!! sidenote: kena nag for spending so much and owing still a lot. Pfft. But he just bought GT5 for like 300bucks and he have not gotten a console yet! Wtf. who is spendthrift now eh?

How Relationship Lasts VIII

so i was chatting with Smelly on FB just now...


dy : bB... today i very good girl. i no eat lunch! good girl mou????

Smelly :   =)

dy : so now very hungry. what are you going to feed me later?

Smelly : the biscuit you bought yesterday.

dy : oi!!!!!!!!!!!


wtf. where got such boyfriend one!!!


the biscuit i bought yesterday is for Alfie!!!!

FUCK AEON CREDIT SERVICES!

Ok. Today is the most ridiculous day ever! If you follow me on twitter, I’ve tweeted this morning, “niamah Aeon credit service's customer service rep is fucking rude!! hah! eat my complain letter!!! knn! damn angry!” and after half an hour, “complain letter and cancellation form emailed! feels so good to possibly destroying a CS good day!”.

The whole story is liddis…

Last month, I went to Aeon credit centre in Mid Valley to make a full settlement and cancel both of my cards with them. But the guy suggested that I cancel one card first because there’s still unbilled outstanding balance in my other card and he did not know how much is the whole amount would come up to, so he told me to wait for the statement before proceeding to cancel it cos they cannot cancel an account with outstanding balance (a bit ridiculous to me but it’s okay cos different banks have different procedures right). So as expected, I still have some outstanding balance on the card when the statement came. However, for the card that I’ve cancelled, there’s a credit balance due to the earlier credit adjustments that they made (waive of annual fee & replacement card fee). Now, the credit amount is RM70.02, and the outstanding balance on the other card is RM56.63. So I tried calling the customer service number to find out and nobody ever pick up the damn phone every time I called. So after a few days of trying, this morning, my called was finally answered. By a fucking rude rep.

So I asked if I can just transfer the credit balance to the outstanding account, and I asked what is my outstanding balance (at that time, I wasn’t sure how much) so that I can make the necessary arrangement if there’s still outstanding after the transfer. She did not answer my question, gave me an irrelevant answer and sounded as if I owed her a million dollars and killed her family. (actually when she answered my call and verifying me with 7,SEVEN,TUJUH,CHAT,SHICHI questions (wtf right!), she already sounded damn “mm loi farn” but I just kept quiet.

So I got agitated and said, “CAN YOU PLEASE WATCH YOUR TONE?” and she was like, “What? MY TONE?????????” damn wtf right! “YES, YOUR TONE. You sounded like you don’t want to serve me. CAN I PLEASE SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER OR ANYONE WHO’S IN CHARGE?” she paused for a while and before she blurted something else, I asked again, “Can you transfer me to someone else? I WANT TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE ELSE. Btw, what is your name?” she replied, “MY NAME MAL.”  Wtf!! “Ok, can you please transfer now? THANK YOU” and she said “YOU’RE WELCOME” with a heavy tone. Super pissed lor!

Then someone named Lily answered and resolved my questions BUT NEVER APOLOGISE for whatever crap behavior I receive from stupid Mal.

So I wrote in a complain letter regarding the terrible service that I’ve received and attached with my cancellation form of the other card.

I received a reply within an hour stating that they received my email and asked me to fill in the cancellation form they attached. Sigh! I had to reply “My cancellation form was attached with the previous mail. Please check.” Wtf. I think they are very careless especially dealing with a mad customer.

Then after few hours, which is just a few minutes ago, I received a call from a rep, saying that they received my cancellation form and they will proceed with the cancellation. In that email, I asked them to send over the refund to my mailing address (it was told by the rep over the counter when I asked earlier how they will refund, he said by cheque). But this girl told me that now, they only can transfer directly to my bank account. Cheque was old procedure. -_- so I thought okay, at least I can get my RM13.39 back (I know it’s not a lot but hey, it’s still my money! Can buy a grande frap ok!)

But LO AND BEHOLD! She said, “But Ms Denise, for the transfer to your account, we will charge RM5 for the refund fee.” SUPER WHAT THE FUCK lor! “Look, when I called this morning, your rep Lily, NEVER TOLD ME anything about the refund fee.” I was damn pissed off! Isn’t it supposed to be a standard procedure to tell customers???? But I didn’t raise my voice cos I think she sounded quite nice and it’s not her fault. It’s Lily’s fault for not informing me. Then I told her might as well don’t cancel the card first, I’ll charge the card for the approximate amount, if there’s outstanding, I’ll pay the balance. That’s the most logical thing to do right? Then she said they already blocked and cancel the card. What they can do is reissue a new card for me (for free) and I can use the balance. I was like -______________________-|||

I told her, “Look… why so troublesome to reissue the card for a mere RM13.39? Just cancel my card and leave it. SIGH. I don’t want the transfer. What’s the point? After you deduct RM5, I’ll only get back RM8.39. NO POINT RIGHT? Just leave it.” (by this time, I felt defeated…)

SIGH!!!!!!!!!!

Actually on a split second, I thought of troubling them to reissue the card. But then.. AIH!!!!!!! Just treat it as charity lah.

So now you know how banks/credit centres cheat their customers. I FELT SUPER CHEATED!

Tiger & Tigress?

dy: Bie........................ i saw a Miu Miu bag... damn nice lor!!! *shiny eyes*

smelly: you buy yourself lah..

dy: T_T i lost my bag wor.....

smelly: uhm... why not we buy................... hehehehehhhh..

dy: buy what!?

smelly: we buy Tiger ! Mini edition !!

dy: -_- why???

smelly: then i can be tiger, you can be tigress!

dy: hmm.. true also.. roarrrrr... grrrrr..........

smelly: yalah.. tak kan i wear Tiger but you wear Converse right?? the shop aunty said Converse is for school kids!

dy: yah.. i wanna become school girl...



sigh.. why my boyfriend so unpredictable one.. cis.. i was talking about BAG!!

How Relationship Lasts VII

bought a new dress for a friend's wedding and happily model the dress in the room..

dy : nice or not??

smelly : whoa!! at last!! you look more like human now.



-_-

can someone remind me why i have a boyfriend like this?

jinxed new year!

ok. so just 2 weeks ago, i met an accident, which is totally stupid cos the motorbike on my right wanted to go to the right lane and suddenly, the car on the right lane jam break and he knocked the car and i got no choice but to knock him during my jam break cos his bike swerved to my side. damn innocent. gah!

refresh memory again.

aftermath.

damn innocent i wanna cry cos unnecessary expenses. luckily got Smelly to bare the cost. (wtf! shh.. i did not say that out)

so 2 days ago, i was driving to work and traffic jam so lit a ciggy. then i felt damn hot i thought cos the sun is up and shining directly down on us. so i didn't bother.. then i realize.. the air cond is not cold. hmm. maybe because it's to hot so it's not cold. normal lah..

then finish work. traffic damn jammed like constipate.

argghh..

confirm aircond got problem cos no cool air. just fan.

-_-

damn fml okay. imagine traffic jam, heaty and NO AIR COND!

but when i drive more than 40km/h, the cool air came back! so i thought.. maybe not yet warm up so not cold. so still in denial, went back home and told Smelly MAYBE aircond rosak.

yesterday morning, same thing happen. but this time when i stop, i can hear some "click" sound every 10 seconds. like the air cond switch on and off non stop. arghh! confirm dot com rosak.

last night went yumcha and drove the car to prove to Smelly. on the way back, he noticed the water temperature gone up a more than usual.

this morning. damn jam (what's new?) and dun care still turn on air cond to push my luck. then after a while, fml max.

temperature went up! (before this photo, it was at the red bar!!)

seriously this is like the first time in my driving life kena water boil when driving myself.

not really panic lah.. just dunno what to do cos it's so jam and no place to pullover. so i did what most girls will do. call the man! "if too jam, stop and wait til temperature go down only drive back to office" that's what the man suggested me to do.

aiya.. no need scared one actually... cos luckily after Mid Valley to Kerinchi is not jam so when i accelerate, temperature go down again. heh. lucky in a way lah.

but but..

why me??

why 2010 greet me with all the car problems!!! Uncle Mun got gadget problem past weeks (his pc was on fire, his laptop almost time, both of his phone spoiling. fhl.) and I got car problems!!! hmm.......

is it a sign?

change car??

wootwoot!!

How Relationship Lasts VI

Recently in Penang, i saw many people parasailing... so i thought of trying out also...

Dy: Bie.. I wanna ride that tomorrow ok??

Smelly: huh? Er…

Dy: I want.. can ah? Can ah? Can ah? Can la… I wanna try!! But a bit scared lah.. so high!! *worried but still wanna try*

Smelly: no need la.. it won’t go up one =P

Dy:   -_-  *dark

Wtf right? Cis!!

Tailo's Wedding.

woke up at 4.30a.m on Sunday to get ready for Sam's wedding. we have to go to Kuala Selangor from Subang to get the bride and rush back to Subang and then rush to Klang for the wedding lunch.

Good morning sleepyhead!

seriously, if it's not because of Sam, i die die also won't wake up so early! sigh! things that i do for my beloved ex-boss.. *pat self*

loving my owl necklace from Diva

Hew(in blue) fetched me and met up with the boys at Kinrara cos we're car pooling. boost up with coffee and preparing ang pau for Sam. since Hew didn't sleep and Vincent only got few hours, i drove from Subang to K.Selangor to and fro. actually it's damn tiring cos total 3 hours drive! wtf.. i only slept for 2 hours!

while waiting for the bride's side to open the groom's door. testing the multishot.

the little kid (i think it's the bride's nephew or something) refused to open the door. LOL! so we had to wait and tipu him to open the door. wtf!! if he duwanna open then how? cannot get married? wtf!!

finally got out. ah po was the best man.

apa lagi? kena from the ji muis..

kena force again.. and both of their first gay kissed were given to each other. ftl! haha!

Smelling which tissue with lipstick stamp and "smell" belongs to the bride.

and then.. er.. my camera ran out of battery. fml.

so after getting the bride, we went back to Subang and off to Klang for the lunch. slept in the car cos it's another 45 mins drive (i think) and when i woke up, we just reached. apparently i snored in the car. *shy*

bumped into ex colleagues and got insulted by another ex boss! wtf! he kept saying that i fat already. "denise ah.. ni fei liao hor?" repeat 5 times. fml.

more photos when i get it from Hew.

off to gym!

Difference Between A Guy & A Girl

We were browsing through the internet for racer seats cos Smelly bought a car and it only comes with ONE racer seat (wtf right.. only one!! Stupid previous owner!) so we had to get a pair to replace it so that it’ll look more handsome! It’s not cheap lo… cheapest is like.. RM2,000 for a normal one. Smelly told me that one good seat can costs about RM10,000! ONE!! If one pair is like RM20,000!!! Wtf!! Can buy a second hand car! So we’re browsing through and I kept saying that it’s expensive lah.. why would you buy a 2 thousand ringgit car seat.. give me the money for shopping, better right? Then he’s like…

“I don’t understand…”

“What?”

“Why women can spend RM8,000 for a tiny bag???  You can get a pair of car seat for RM2,000!!!”

Wtf!! Hahaha!! You should see his face when he said that!

Well.. because we can’t carry the seat to show off!!! Lol!

How Relationship Lasts V

Gf and bf started wrestling. Obviously gf losing cos her hands and legs are not long enough to counter attack. So she pretend to stop fighting back and the bf let go her hands. Once her hands are free, she smack his arms damn hard and they started wrestling again and the bf counter attack by pinching super fucking hard on her thigh! *cibai punya bf* then she screamed and hide and cover herself on the pillows and started crying *damn pain you know*. Thinking that her bf will manja her back.. she heard…

“bie….”

*ignore*

“bie……”

*ignore*

“bie.. why your pants got hole one??”

*ignore* thinking to herself “wtf.. got hole meh??? Where got” *ignore*

“really la.. got hole!!!”

Gf sit up and check.

“HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Cibai! Kena con!

How To Differentiate An Optimist And A Pessimist.

I was browsing through my friend’s photo album of his friend’s wedding the other day and I saw the plate number of the wedding car. The plate number is CCC something. So I told Smelly…

Dy: Eh bie, see see… the plate number quite nice right.. CCC. “Cash Cash Cash”, “Cash, Career, Condo” .. haha..

 

Smelly: Where got nice.. not nice at all lo… “Sei Sei Sei” nice meh? Stupid one this fella. (“Si Si Si *in Hokkien meaning Die* )

 

Dy: Yawor.. I never thought of that! Hmm.

 

This is what we call different perspective.

 

Funny how minds work.

Do You Have One Too?

In every relationship, surely there is some special something between 2 people that we can categorise it as “Our *noun*”. For example, Our Song, Our Place, Our Movie, etc., you get the drift. I can safely say that most people who are in a relationship have that “special something”. Or at least it occurs in my case(s).

 

I was trying hard to remember what was my first “Our Song”.. to my surprise, my first “Our Song” does not belong to any of my ex boyfriends… it belongs to me and my best friend. The song was “Ai, Hen Jian Dan” by David Tao. I don’t know how it became “Our Song” and why it was that song. It’s just… Our Song. Now, every time I listen to that song, it’ll remind me of those bittersweet memories that we went through (sorry to disappoint anyone, but we’re really just best friends if you’re wondering now, so no juicy stories okay).

 

With one of my ex, we have “Our Path”. Which is the road that we used to automatically walked every time, when we wandered aimlessly. It’s from KL Plaza towards Low Yat Plaza via BB Plaza sidewalk. We used to end up walking towards that direction unknowingly and walk back to the starting point. Thinking about it now makes me feel like an idiot… no direction, just walk and make a U-turn. Damn waste time. Wtf.

 

With another ex of mine, we have “Our Language”. We used to turn the first letter of a word to “W” in our conversation for example, “I miss you” became “I wiss you” and “I love you” became “I wurve you”, and we would make up some gibberish words that only we would understand and ended up competing who “invented” the most complicated word and we had fun guessing the meaning of those words we created for each other. (sigh… bitter-ing)

 

When most people will have some normal type of “Our *something*”, me and my Smelly have most of “Our *something*” quite differently. For example, Our Song. When most people have romantic Pop, R&B, Soul or Classical songs, Our Song is a Trance song.  A bit wtf right? Lol. Damn un-romantic. But the title is ok la… It’s “Angel Falls” by Ayla. I forgot when or how we declare it Our Song, but I had fun teasing him when I know he used it as his ringtone for my number when we first dated..

 

“Why you use this ringtone for my number geh?”

 

“Dunno.. I like la..”

 

“Oh.. I know… Angel Falls.. like, I Fall, like that la??”

 

Geddit? Geddit?? Ok. Might be lame. But it works every time, to make him feel jah dou. So every time we heard that song, I will say, “Bie!! I Fall!!  *slump on him*” wtf!

 

Our Song is weird enough.. and to add more weirdness (weird to me lah), we have “Our Phrase”. Which is “stupid dum dum”. We’ll call each other “stupid dum dum” whenever there’s a chance. No miss one! I ask you la.. where got people call their girlfriend/boyfriend stupid (and still get away with it) one?? Ish..  

 

There’s still a list of “Our *something*”  but I shall not disclose too much here. Wtf.. later you all say we stupid dum dum.

 

Bleh!

 

What’s your “Our *insert special something*”??

i just read this news and i thought... "if i ever have to choose, i won't choose to be a Malaysian cos have to wait until i die only can get citizenship!"

How Relationship Lasts IV

i got my tailored Kebaya 2 nights ago and happily modeling it in the room..

dy: bie.. nice or not?? nice hor? nice hor?? ^O^

smelly: *scrutinize from top to toe*

dy: ok ma.. right? hehe.. i like!

smelly: yer... shoo shoo... go away. i don't want an indonesian maid as my girlfriend.

-_-!    -₃-

brainless conversation.

me: ok
so my 2-balls are gutless

vincent: hahah
u where got balls one
u got hai only

me: i got 2 tits ma.. round also
can consider as balls

vincent: tiu
cha lan tou

me: hahaha

vincent: yalorr
then u also made up decision liao

me: ya.. but i dunno how to tell my boss ma

vincent: u go in
and tell la u have something u wanna tell him
then tell lo
this one u can honest say
not like u need to cock

me: haih... why is it so hard to resign this time...
the last time all also very easy one

vincent: coz the ppl are kind mah
last time u sudah dulan one
but this time is not really dulan mah

me: yawor.. come to think of it.. last time all boss also nothing to shout about.
nothing for me to stay

vincent: yalorr

me: but this time.. boss so good until i dunno how to break his heart
hahah

vincent: so u see, ur boss also good
so is like u wanna break up with ur bf, but ur bf did ntg wrong
lolz

me: mahai
must use this example meh
i terasa one u know
HAHAHAHA

vincent: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
i pura bodoh lo
but is gd example mah

me: cb

Renew Passport take 1 - FAIL.

Yesterday, I took leave to renew my passport with Ming. We went out around 9.30a.m because he needs to stop by at Taipan, Subang to drop his car at workshop. I was a bit annoyed at first because we were quite late already because the last time I went to renew my passport, I reached there before 8a.m and the people waiting in line is enough to make you just give up and go home. But Ming told me that his colleagues said it’s better to go as late as possible because there’ll be not much people since everyone went there in the morning. -_-

We reached Subang Airport around 10.30 and luckily, there weren’t as many people as I thought there’ll be. So we were looking for a parking space and Ming asked, “We only need to bring IC right?” and I was like… OMG!!! Shit shit shit! “I FORGOT TO BRING MY EXPIRED PASSPORT!”

Since it was Ming’s first time applying, he only needs photos and IC. But for renewal, we need to actually give them our expired one. So I try my luck asking if it’s okay to submit the renewal form first, while I go home to take the old passport, which, of course, cannot!

So Ming continued with his application and I took the instant passport photo cos I don’t have one and I purposely make up to look good in the new passport :P So while Ming was at the counter taking his number, they check his IC and read it in the reader thing.. so just in case, I just pass them my IC to see whether my card’s chip is functional… and they checked and say, “Sorry Miss, this card is spoilt.”

Horror!

She told me that I cannot renew passport without a functional MyKad and said I can go to JPN and get a temporary IC and it’s very fast only. So I look at the list of JPN nearest to Subang Airport, which is in Padang Jawa. So I left Ming there waiting for his turn to submit his application. Since I’m a bit of a direction idiot, I just follow signboard.

I reached the first toll (to take ticket), asked the staff, she said follow Shah Alam. So I follow Shah Alam and reach another toll (to pay), ask the staff again, she said, “Padang Jawa? You follow Klang faster. Here very far lah. You can U turn back.” so I U turn, follow Klang. So I reach the toll again and asked, “Padang Jawa how to go?” the staff replied me dunno what then I asked, “Padang Jawa nearer or Jalan Kapar nearer?” he told me Jalan Kapar.

So I went to Klang direction following the signboard. Then I reached a place that I’m not familiar with. I called JPN’s number and get direction. That brings me to another very unfamiliar place. Kebetulan there’s a police station. So I stopped by and asked for directions from the abang polis. He directed me to Jalan Kapar. But the building that he said “you boleh namapak bila you sampai Jalan Kapar” was not anywhere in sight. So I stopped by a petrol station and asked a couple there. rupa-rupanya it’s just right after the petrol station.

Luckily the process of getting a temporary IC is less than 5 minutes, but then the journey there. Hmphh! When I reached the immigration to get Ming, he told me he has to wait another 2 hours after he make the payment. That time, he’s still waiting for his turn to make payment. So we had our lunch there and about 1.30 or 2pm, we make payment and told them that we’ll come back another day to take the passport cos Ming cannot wait so long cos he have to work and I have another appointment at 4pm.

So there.

Renew passport became renew IC.

T_T

Have to take leave to renew passport AGAIN! ccb!

Why?

Extracted from here

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink
bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.
The incident happened when
the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that
the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help
after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various
ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s
suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that
time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to
be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical
complications causing his death.

i have nothing to say.