Gf and bf started wrestling. Obviously gf losing cos her hands and legs are not long enough to counter attack. So she pretend to stop fighting back and the bf let go her hands. Once her hands are free, she smack his arms damn hard and they started wrestling again and the bf counter attack by pinching super fucking hard on her thigh! *cibai punya bf* then she screamed and hide and cover herself on the pillows and started crying *damn pain you know*. Thinking that her bf will manja her back.. she heard…
“bie….”
*ignore*
“bie……”
*ignore*
“bie.. why your pants got hole one??”
*ignore* thinking to herself “wtf.. got hole meh??? Where got” *ignore*
“really la.. got hole!!!”
Gf sit up and check.
“HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Cibai! Kena con!
today, at approximately 9p.m., i signed up for gym membership.
my first gym membership. wtf i hope i don't waste it.
it's located at Taman Desa, a very small and comfortable gym. wtf i forgot to take a look at the name. haha. i remember got the word "Impressive"... not many people cos i went there around 8p.m. to meet Kenny there. at first i thought go there just for trial... but then Kenny told me it's only RM300 for 6 months.. so thinking that it's TTL (tai tou lan/really worth it), why not? there are a few personal trainers there as well. and they have yoga class and dunno what other class i didn't ask cos i know i'll end up only doing cardio. wtf. but when i go make payment, he say RM300 for 6 months is for family members only (Kenny's brother, Eddie referred him). so i had to pay RM570/6 months instead of RM300. wtf. a bit jah dou. i told Kenny if we know earlier, we tell him i'm his cousin or something.. lol. but it's ok la.. still quite affordable. the gym guy say free one more month for me wor.. ok lo..
actually before Kenny told me about the gym thing, i told Smelly that i'm thinking of joining gym. the one near my office. cos after work no need stuck in jam, can go work out. then i ask Smelly if i can join or not, he ask me to go... (wtf.. i ask him can or not cos i want him to sponsor lah.. apa lagi...) then he told me Kenny say the gym there cheap go see first.. so just now i go trial terus sign up. wtf.. i feel a bit impulsive lor... so after i paid, i text Smelly...
"bie... i joined gym. RM570. Thank you! *kiss*"
when he reached home just now, he ask why RM570.. (wtf, sure he thought i fat that's why more expensive.knn) so after i explained to him about the family thingy, i told him..
"eh.. do you think i'm a bit impulsive ah??"
"mmm...."
"i think so lor.. (wtf. sendiri ask, sendiri jawab) but you have to pay for me one wor.... you promise d..."
"mm.. impulsive ah... *paused* ..... no ark! GOOD lah! so i pay you back monthly. if you stop going, i stop giving you back the money!"
-_-
why my smelly boyfriend so smart one.
I was browsing through my friend’s photo album of his friend’s wedding the other day and I saw the plate number of the wedding car. The plate number is CCC something. So I told Smelly…
Dy: Eh bie, see see… the plate number quite nice right.. CCC. “Cash Cash Cash”, “Cash, Career, Condo” .. haha..
Smelly: Where got nice.. not nice at all lo… “Sei Sei Sei” nice meh? Stupid one this fella. (“Si Si Si *in Hokkien meaning Die* )
Dy: Yawor.. I never thought of that! Hmm.
This is what we call different perspective.
Funny how minds work.
I’m sure every girl has an Ideal Guy in their mind. But somehow, we’re living in reality, so mostly likely, we’ll settle for the Closest-To-Our-Ideal guy. Just like my case, Smelly is not exactly ideal, but somewhat ideal. Let me share why I say so and tell how/what is MY Ideal Guy (in no particular order). [note why I say “somewhat” in the brackets / or maybe it’s just some excuses for me to say he’s ideal cos I’m living in denial. Wtf.]
A guy who reads. Because I like reading and I like to have someone to share my thoughts and views on books that I read. Unfortunately, Smelly doesn’t read. So we can’t really share thoughts on books that I like and he doesn’t know why I like it. (though he doesn’t read books, he reads a lot of articles about cars on the internet. Still counts as READ right?). 
A guy who can hang out with MY friends. Because I want my close friends to know him and vice versa. Just like how I’d always tag along when he’s out with his friends (now became my friends too). Smelly is totally NOT interested to hang out with ANY of my friends if he has a choice. Which is why until now, even my best friends never really met him. (But this, I can understand, cos generation gap. Wtf. And he tried hanging out with one of my friends that I hang out with very often that time, and he had a very bad experience. At least he tried.)
A sensitive guy. By sensitive, I meant sensitive towards my emotions. Don’t get me started on being sensitive towards my feelings… ugh.. sometimes, I really think that he’s a wood. Wtf. Cos most of the time, he doesn’t know if I’m angry or sad. He thought I’m being funny. Fml. (this one really no comment cos obviously he failed. It’s either he purposely pretend dunno or he really thought I’m being funny!)
It’s October again, which marks the 4th year since the first time we met. For the past two years, around this time, I wrote some thoughts. And I shouldn’t make it an exception this year and the years after. It feels like just yesterday I wrote this and this. How time flies.
January 2010 will be our Fourthniversary. Just like the previous years, I didn’t feel any major changes (yet). They said the 3rd, 5th and 7th year is a very crucial year in a relationship. And most people tend to break up in the 3rd, 5th or 7th year. However, I don’t really believe it cos it hasn’t happen to me (yet). (I guess the reason why most people breaks up within that duration is because:- 3 years is enough to learn what type of person your partner is, try to sort thing out for another 2 years after knowing them inside-out, then to be patient for another 2 years after trying hard to hold on and if it doesn’t work, means it will never work. So why waste another 4 years of playing the patient one when you’re not? and holding on to something that you know is hard to keep? Why waste that precious 4 years when you can use those 4 years to know someone better? Ok, I digress.)
Honestly, these 3 years of being with him are definitely a breeze, compared to most relationships that I’ve heard of (from friends, family and previous experience). No doubt, there are times that we annoy each other, got angry for petty things, sick of each others’ bad habits, bore each other to death, etc. but that’s what makes us stronger, right? All these while, I have to give some credit to him for keeping this relationship so well, he’s been patient enough to layan my childishness. He stayed around to keep me sane. Humorous enough to keep up with my silliness and his hands are always there to wipe away my tears.
Last year, I remember I wasn’t sure how can our relationship be so simple? So many questions. So many doubts. So many worries. So paranoid. But it’s all good now. Cos I believe it’s just a phase.
Ahh.. how I wish I can plan for an anniversary getaway! Hmm…
i got my tailored Kebaya 2 nights ago and happily modeling it in the room..
This year is a bit special cos Smelly is turning 30! ^O^ so i gathered some of his close friends for a simple dinner at Secret Of Louisiana at Plaza Kelana, PJ. it was quite a last minute thingy cos i couldn’t think of any present to get for him due to personal financial crisis AND his wish list (something to do with car, what else?) is definitely WAY off my budget. :P he’s a bit practical so getting something for him is a bit hard (i bought him a bottle of perfume for his 28th bday and until now, it’s still full!)
Hoegaarden for starters!
obligatory shot!
*smiles*
Forest Wild Mushroom Soup. delicious! just nice! it’s like freshly blended mushroom soup!
wine deco
entrance
my main course. Sonoma Red Wine Chicken. new taste to me. i like the side dish.. baked/grilled carrots and wedges.
yums!
draught hoegaarden. a bit disappointed tho cos it tasted a bit different from the usual that we had. too “watery”.
Smelly’s Rosemary Lamb Shoulder. not bad but too burnt at certain parts. mint sauce no taste. hmm.
Uncle Mun’s Original American Cheese Burger. highly recommended!
joean
Joean’s Louisiana’s Shrimp Scampi. taste good she said. very fragrant too!
Siew Ling’s Seafood Aglio. Tasty!
groupie.
Ah Loon’s Arcadian Braised Chicken that came after two and a half hour. yes. TWO AND A HALF HOUR! he reached and ordered at 8.30p.m and supposed to fetch Siew Ling from work after eating but since Joean waited for 45 minutes for her pasta and he ordered 15 minutes later than her, we asked him to go fetch Siew Ling first and come back. and after he fetch Siew Ling, she called us when they’re on their way to order her pasta and when they reached at about 10.15pm, her pasta was served just in time.. BUT his meal is not! we actually checked with the waiter double triple quadruple gazillion times in between the time he went to fetch Siew Ling but they said “chef is cooking” “chef a lot of order cos a lot of people” until they came back and we asked the supervisor again, and she said she’ll re-order for us and will make sure it’s ready in 10mins. by the time his food was served, Siew Ling already finished her food. gah!!! bad service! AND, the appetizer, Seafood Gumbo (no photos cos forgot but quite nice. it’s garlic bread dip with some seafood mash) that i ordered only came after everyone finished their main course! (which is 2 hours later) hello!! my appetizer became dessert!! sigh… food was okay but service wise a bit turn off cos most of the waiters there are not local and they can’t seem to understand English very well and they took realllllllyyyy lllooooonnnnggg time to cook our food. hmm.. i don’t know if it’s because of weekend or so happen last night there’s a lot of patrons or perhaps they’re short of chef last night or memang their service is that bad…? hmm.. food was nice but definitely no next time.
hehe
make a wish sincerely and it will surely come true
oreo cheese cake from Secret Recipe. thanks to Ah Loon for getting it for me.. =) i think Smelly didn’t see that coming.. heh.. we didn’t sing birthday song tho.. cos we all agree that it’s too er…. overrated? haha! (actually i know Smelly doesn’t like it cos he feel embarrassed. bleh!)
Happy Birthday bB!
going into another phase of your life. i wish you’d enjoy your unforgettable moments of twenties and looking forward to a fruitful three series.
p/s- though your looks may still deceive other people but remember… “dai gor zai la lou jor la.. sang sang sing sing la ha…” MUACKSS
It’s been 2 weeks (I think) since the last time I slept at my own house.. so I thought of going back for a night or two this week…
Note to self : I seriously need to go home more often!
Since it’s unplanned (I don’t have to plan when to go back to my own house anyway, right?), so I SMSed Smelly..
Dy : bB, I’m going back to sleep tonight.
Smelly :
Why?
Dy : So long didn’t go back…
Smelly : You got new
phone then leave me alone
Dy : *insert an indifferent-look
emoticon*
Smelly : Bad la u *insert 8-) emoticon*
Dy :
You ah… where got… come.. I sayang you back. Muahx!
yesterday, you made realised how significant i am to you.
you bought the food that i don't eat (if i have a choice).
"you know that i don't eat (yellow) mee right?"
"oh.. i remember wrongly," you said. "i thought you don't eat mee hoon."
after three years.... and you still can remember wrongly?
you have no idea how i felt that very moment.
it's like a zillion needles poked through my heart...
dy: bie.. you owe me money.
him: ?
dy: *explain explain*
him: ohh.. *pulls out 2 RM50 bills* nah..
dy: yay! *open drawer, take out the "Bangkok savings ang pau" and put money in*
him: why you so happy?
dy: can save ma.. hehehe...
him: -_-: *paused* i want........
dy: what?
him: i want you to give me all your bank statements. credit cards, car loan, personal loan...
dy: wtf? why wor.. *defensive*
him: i want to know how much you spent lah.. btw, take the money and pay your bills lah.. tsk.
dy: i paid d lah! yesterday paid all. sobz.
him: how much you owe?
dy: you saw ALL my statements d right that day? why you ask again wor.. bluek!
him: *evil grin* i now zero d..
dy: so fast??!? *jealous*
him: =P
dy: ok lah! you can have my card now. next month you pay for my car too k? thank you!!!
*hiak hiak*!!!
Went shopping last week. We went to Gardens and back to Mid Valley cos we can’t find the pharmacy in Gardens (do they even have one at the first place? ). I complained how sucky it was, to have no pharmacy in “high class” shopping complex. “Rich people don’t need pharmacy meh? Cis!”
Then we went back to Gardens again. We went to Isetan and Smelly saw some shoes that he like was on sale but only for Isetan members only, so we applied for the card for RM20. But too bad, they don’t have the shoes in his size. We walked around for a while before heading to KL. At first, he wanted to go Pertama Complex (yeah.. paria, I know.. but he said the shoes there are cheap and quite nice and most importantly, they have it in his size), but we didn’t go there at last cos Smelly said he wanted to go KLCC. “Why KLCC? There’s nothing there lah.. Same like Mid Valley and Gardens right? Some more the parking so expensive…”
“They have Isetan ma.. You lah! Just now buy the card and didn’t buy anything there… some more I paid but write YOUR name… cis!”
Damn kiasu right? bleh!
Isetan KLCC also doesn’t have his size, so he bought another brand instead, which is like… 50% more expensive than the one that he wanted at first. The pair that he wanted but no size is only like.. RM 170 before 50% discount. But I like it very much.. it’s actually the very first pair that I saw when we went to Isetan Gardens 2 weeks ago, but he said it’s expensive and wanted to see if they have something cheaper and nicer.. but I think it’s fate lor… cos after 2 weeks, he still can’t find anything nice that’s on discount so he had to buy those new arrival with only 10% off. I think it’s worth it lah.. RM270 for a pair of shoes that he can wear to work or casual outing.
I saw some sport shoes on 50% sale and took a look. Saw something that I like.
Dy: Nice hor? Can run with these, right?
Smelly: Mm.. (nodded)
Dy: Can you sponsor these too? Heheh..
Smelly: Cannot buy shoes for girlfriend lah.. Later you run away how? =P
Dy: Yalah.. I memang going to run… Run to become slimmer FOR YOU lor…
Smelly: -_-
Dy: Ok ah? Last year you bought sneakers for me.. This year also lah.. hou mou? Plus, since you always want me to become thin thin, you sponsor these as a motivation lah.. =P
Smelly: =.=
Dy: Thank you bB!! Muahx muahx!
Smelly: (knn… always use this tactic…) ß I’m damn sure he’s thinking like that lor! LOL!
We bought sushi at Isetan’s supermarket for dinner cos it’s all 50% off. But 50% also I spent RM90 for it! ok lah.. since he sponsor shoes, I sponsor dinner lor… bluek!
Spanking new running shoes! RM129 after 50% discount. Ok hor?Was shopping at gardens and passed by a lot of branded stores.
gf: I think every girl should own one branded handbag..
bf: Give you brand or no brand also will spoil easily ge lah..
gf: -_-! Ceh.. eh.. You see every girl around us.. They at least have ONE branded handbag…
bf: You also got Coach ma…(Referring to that Coach coin purse that mommy bought)
gf: That one cannot consider la.. Not HANDBAG weh…
bf: same lah..
gf: You see every girl around us also got boyfriend/husband buy for them one.. How come I don’t have geh? (hint hint)
bf: -_-
gf: Wah! If you buy ONE for me, sure I will not leave you forever!
bf: That’s why I don’t want to buy for you… =P
gf: =.=
we're DEFINITELY going to Bangkok to celebrate my birthday! woo hoo!Last week…
Dy : bB… this year you sponsor me Chinese New Year clothes.. ok?
Smelly : NO.
Few days after..
Dy: Bie… my new year clothes.. You sponsor okay? Thank you! kiss kiss..
Smelly : Why leh?
Dy : cos I got no money d.
Smelly : Liar. You always say no money… then suddenly got money.
Dy : This time, I really no money buy clothes. Sobz.. so cham okay.. *sniffs*..
Smelly : herh..
Few days ago..
Dy : Bie… I think very deep already. Don’t have to buy expensive phone for me. You buy the cheaper one that you originally wanted to buy lah..
Smelly : Why?
Dy : Cos if you buy the cheaper one, you will have extra money to sponsor my clothes! See I so smart!
Smelly : -_-
Dy : Ok? RM 200 only… please… thank you!!
The day before shopping….
Dy : bie… I’m going shopping tomorrow…
Smelly : No..
Dy : Bluek!!
Shopping day…
Early morning when Smelly getting ready to work…
Eyes half open, “Bie…. My shopping money…”
No response.
“bB……………………………. Shopping money..”
No response.
“My money…..”
Still no response..
Just before going off, took out RM 200, put on table… “Money stealer… bleh!!” rushed out..
dy : Love you too!
To my dearest Smelly bB,
Happy third anniversary!
Three years is not a very long duration, but it’s long enough for both of us to understand and know each other thoroughly. It’s certainly long enough for both of us to decide whether we really want to be with each other… if not, I’m sure we won’t hold on until today, huh?
Like every relationship, I’ve definitely learned a lot in this. You watched me said goodbye to my teenage life and lead me through when I stepped into adulthood. You made me realize that it’s important to be selfish sometimes. You made me realized that it’s not about getting how much that we gave, it’s about receiving and enjoying something that other people don’t.
I’m not sure how much I’ve changed your life after we met, but I’m very sure that things are different after you appeared in mine. I hope that my presence brings a lot of joy in your life and I hope that this relationship will be your most wonderful and memorable one. We cannot guarantee what will happen in the future, but I really hope that we both learned something from each other and be a better person for each other.
I wanted to write more, but I guess I'll just save the mushy part.. =)
Muahx! Love you bie!
So many updates in a day.
Yea. Because I’m absent minded.
Suddenly, I feel like there are so many things that I just have to say out.
Oh.. Smelly said he’s going to get me a present! It’s been a while since I last received anything from him *hint* =P
Actually it’s supposed to be a secret. He’s like.. “I have something in mind for you. I’m SURE you’re gonna like it!”
I’m like.. “What’s that? Are you SURE I’m going to LIKE it?”
Lol… so after 2 days, he’s like.. “Do you wanna know what I’m going to get you?”
“uhm…. Hehehehehe… *smile sheepishly* uhm… want want!! Uhm.. wait… no.. I don’t want to know yet… er….. ok lah.. I wanna know..!”
I LOVE surprises. But then.. The way he’s SO SURE that I’m going to like it made me think twice. “I’m sure it’s something silly!”
But he reassured me that it’s not and he’s DAMN sure I’ll love it.
Again, when he said he’s sure, the more unsure I was.
“ok lah! Let you see what I’m going to get,” he said, opening the Internet browser and typed ‘T303”.
I wondered for a second what code was that and when I saw the photo, gasp! It’s a a phone…!
Honestly, at first, I thought.. “wow! He’s getting me a phone!” then, he kept giving me this WEIRD smile and said it’s a really nice phone made me suspicious lor… and when I asked him how much does it costs, he lagi gave me this weird cunning smile, “it’s a secret…” I LAGI suspicious.
Then, I went online and checked out the phone.
The phone is a very basic phone and more paria than the one that I’m using lor (in terms of function lah).
Ok, I’m not complaining lah.. but since I still can choose cos he haven’t bought it yet, of course I’ll protest kau kau lah.. right or not? It’s not always that he buy me stuffs.. so tak kan lah want him to waste money on something that I don’t like.. correct??
“The only thing that I liked about the phone is the size.” I told him last night. You damn paria lor.. I don’t want this model… I saw something else.. Can I change? =P”
“The phone is actually very nice lah.. my colleague also using. Not bad lah.”
-_-
“It’s more paria than my phone lor.”
“ok.. which one you want then?”
I blurted out 2 different models. We checked out online and he said it’s not bad too. At least it’s something that I want and need lah. Some more got red color. Woohoo! Smelly said he’s going to get one of the models that I mentioned.
I told him I have something for him too.
Because I cannot keep secret, I told him that I’m going to get him a new monitor. A 22 inch LCD monitor… I asked a friend who’s working in a computer shop roughly how much is the price and I told Smelly.
Like me, he went online and check out cos he don’t believe why it’s so cheap. And like me, he demanded to change model cos the one that I wanted to get is not so good. (we are perfect couple kan? Kan? Sama sama punya perangai. Bleh!)
-_-
Some more his friend so bad lor… encourage him to get a better one… niamah.. 2ms and 5ms response time got a lot different meh? Cis!
I think it’s karma.
Next time when he wanted to get me anything, I won’t ask what it was. Let him buy first so that I have no choice.
Tsk tsk… when people have choices, it will lead to trouble.
But then come to think about it.. It’s a good thing that we didn’t keep it a secret. If not, both of us will end up having something that we don’t like so much.
